March 2012
vaultdweller:
I hope Rick Santorum zips his penis in his fly after watching gay porn in his office
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the best part of having a dog is when you can yell “POOP!” really loud and theyll come running to you
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tiogar:
super—soldier replied to your post: Top five sexual positions. Hhheheheh. Wot.
its still called cowgirl w/ the guy sitting up! :3 & this is so funny to me because my list would be the exact same thing omg
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cowgirl is always number one in my heart, i don’t like “topping” but like it’s still the best, i don’t even know how to explain it
i really like the idea of bottoming...
Reblog if you're a heterophobic, misandristic...
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hail satin
literally the best fabric
February 2012
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hail santa
those darned santanic cults and their delightful gift-giving shenanigans!
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i just found a secret cipher hidden in the us...
*everyone poops their pants in shock, rick santorum cries into a pint of ice cream for days and his tears are also blood*
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so for the first time in a while somebody pulled the “being gay is a choice” card on me
i was tempted to just reply to them with “im going to poop on u”
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a-skeevy-figment asked: i think his hand is just twisted so he can reach. prolly not backwards <3
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